THE STONEY STORY

IT IS A TIME OF DEEP SOCIAL UNREST AND INJUSTICE…

BUY THIS ORIGINAL STONEY BALONEY NFT ON ATOMIC HUB

THERE IS A MASSIVE, NATIONWIDE UPRISING, AND RIOTING HAS PERSISTED FOR MONTHS ON END. AS A RESPONSE, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED TO LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA TO TRY TO CALM THE CHAOS AND DISTRACT THE PEOPLE.

THE GOVERNMENT HAS ENLISTED RENOWNED HORTICURIST AND CHEMICAL WARFARE SCIENTIST, DR. HERB GOLDSMITH, TO DEVELOP EXTRA-STRENGTH PSYCHOACTIVE MARIJUANA STRAINS. IT IS A HIGHLY CLASSIFIED EXPERIMENTAL MISSION CALLED PROJECT STONEY BALONEY.

DR. HERB GOLDSMITH DISCOVERED THAT BY MIXING URANIUM INTO THE SOIL OF MARIJUANA PLANTS, HE COULD GROW STRAINS SO SUPERIOR THAT HE BELIEVED WHEN THEY WERE SMOKED, THE EFFECTS WOULD RENDER SMOKERS USELESS, UNABLE TO LEAVE THEIR HOMES, AND STUCK IN A SLEEPY STUPOR FOR DAYS. 

HE BROUGHT IN SIX HUMAN SUBJECTS TO TEST THE INITIAL STRAINS. THE TEST SUBJECTS INCLUDED A GROUP OF PEOPLE WITH DIVERSE BACKGROUNDS AND PERSONALITIES, INCLUDING A PARK RANGER, A TRAIN CONDUCTOR, A MUSICIAN, A HERBALIST, A YOGA TEACHER, AND A WRESTLER. 

BUT, THE INITIAL TRIALS WENT UNEXPECTEDLY, HORRIBLY WRONG. AFTER SMOKING THE STRAINS, INSTEAD OF GETTING SLEEPY AND DUMB, ALL OF THE TEST SUBJECTS WERE TRANSFORMED INTO HALF-WEED, HALF-HUMAN MUTANTS WITH UNIQUE, SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES. THE TEST SUBJECTS ALSO BECAME EASILY MANIPULATED BY DR. HERB GOLDSMITH, OBEYING HIS ORDERS AND CARRYING OUT TASKS.

DR. HERB GOLDSMITH WAS ASTONISHED BY THESE RESULTS AND IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZED THE POTENTIAL FOR WORLD DOMINATION. HE DEVISED A PLAN.

LATE ONE NIGHT, DR. HERB GOLDSMITH BROKE INTO THE LAB WITH HIS SECRET CHEMICAL FREEZING WEAPON, THE NIFTY BLASTER. HE BLASTED THE MUTANT STRAINS AND FROZE THEM IN SUSPENDED ANIMATION, LOCKING THEM AWAY FOR ONLY HIMSELF TO USE. HE SAVED A SPECIAL STRAIN CALLED JACK HERER FOR HIMSELF, AND FLED TO AN ABANDONED NUCLEAR POWER PLANT AT THREE MILE ISLAND IN PENNSYLVANIA. THERE, HE WOULD HAVE AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF URANIUM TO USE FOR TESTING AND GROWING ADDITIONAL STRAINS.

DR. HERB IS CURRENTLY HIDING OUT AND DEVELOPING MUTANT STRAINS, WITH THE ORIGINAL SIX STRAINS FROZEN AND WAITING TO BE RELEASED. THE WORLD’S SUPPLY OF CANNABIS IS IN DANGER, AND IT’S UP TO YOU, FELLOW STONEY CREW MEMBER, TO SAVE THE STRAINS SO THEY STOP THE EVIL DR. HERB FROM TAKING OVER. 

ONCE THE COLLECTION LAUNCHES, THE STONEY CREW WILL BE SAVED BY YOU AND RETURNED TO EARTH.

STAY TUNED FOR PART II.